Today, I picked up the Metro and read it. One of the articles I saw made me stop. Double take. Then mentally shout "BOOOOOOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!1!!

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[link] AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH The Vatican is SO out of touch, it's funny. But to condemn Twilight - oh lawdy, I gave myself a headache from laughing. My friend Eri-doodle said "I never thought I'd say this, but that article makes me proud to be Catholic!" (She hates Catholisism!)

I haven't laughed so hard for ages. Also, the "Drunk tries to stuff giraffe" article is also worth looking at. *wipes tears* I kinda feel sorry for Robert Pattinson because everyone is so in love with Edward, Robert himself gets no lovin'

Apparently, he was so lonely, he went out on a date with an obsessed stalker, and even she got bored and left halfway through. *sighs* I'd kinda like to meet him and say something like "Hi, I'm Grace, I hate Twilight and Edward, nice to meet you, you seem nice."

Oh, you people who live across the pond in the US would have been mightily offended if you were in my English lesson about a week ago

For a starter exercise, we had to go through the alphabet and name one thing for each letter that we associated with America.
Our class got "Awesome, Burgers, Capital punishment, Disney, Elementary schools, Famous people, Gherkins, Hollywood, Ivy League Universities, Jelly, Katie Holmes, Lincoln, Macdonalds, New York, Obesity, President, We didn't get one for Q, Rodeo, Steak cut fries, TV, We didn't get one for U either, Vikings (The Minnesota ones), White House, X-men, and we didn't get one for Z either." That's what my class thinks of when we think of America.

Stereotypes abound!

I learned how to say some new things in French today

"Ce soir, je vais être content.", "On va payer! *rolls up sleeves threateningly*" "Tu me prends le tête!" and the awesome "Tu vas mourir".

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